Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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