stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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