Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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