I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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