she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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