I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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