Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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