At least make sure they are 18
Why
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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