there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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