I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
