Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
