Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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