We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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