I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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