new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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