it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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