also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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