I'm drive I can fine osifer
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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