Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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