I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We are two peas in an std pod
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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