I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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