so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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