True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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