Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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