whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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