it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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