Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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