Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I think your dad took our porno
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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