Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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