I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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