I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We had to coat check the pizza.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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