Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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