guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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