what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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