Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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