she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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