Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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