No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
This is my gift to your gina
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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