so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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