Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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