Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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