I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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