We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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