Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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