If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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