I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Randomize
