There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He passed out mid-signature
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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