Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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