i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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