that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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