Will you blow on my dice?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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