Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
