I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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