She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
