doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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