Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The struggles of a small town man whore
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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