didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Hippo gnu deer
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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